Spiteful political cartoon idea

The photo ops of the First Gentleman and First Lady comforting Katrina victims made me wish I were a political cartoonist.

Here's the pitch, in case you know one:

George and Laura are at a Coney Island-style amusement park with their heads through the head-holes of a large board for the taking of a novelty photograph. On the front of the board are painted their own headless selves in the poses of victim comforting we're sure to see depicted on the front pages tomorrow.

Too harsh?